FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

FROTHING AT THE MOUTH
It infuriates me!
It froths my mouth
That pushy Beth A-hole,
Corralled me into her “pen” again
To write for her “pad” —
Her newsletter!
Then whiplashed me
Into her “automobile”
To further wrap
Her noose about my neck,
Then squeeze it!
She’s a hornet like Irit.
I can’t take such shit!
Betsy Boots,
Who roota-toot-toots
Her flutes and horn,
Is another controller —
A hen full of corn.
Let’s nip the wings
Of the Royal B’s …
Clip them down to size.
Whoever succeeds
At this enterprise
Deserves first prize!